Bring laughter to your workout with the "I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Stretching" Yoga Mat! Perfect for fitness enthusiasts with a sense of humor, this novelty mat features an asphalt parking lot texture and a playful body chalk outline design. Ideal for those moments when you've pushed yourself to the limit and need a break, this mat reassures onlookers that you're simply stretching, not out for the count!
 
Key Features:
Unique Design: Asphalt texture with a chalk outline—guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles.
Soft Microsuede Top: Smooth and comfortable surface for all your yoga poses, stretches, or meditation.
Anti-Slip Rubber Bottom: Provides stability and grip for a secure workout experience.
Generous Size: Measures 24″ × 68″ with a 0.12″ thickness, offering plenty of space and cushioning.
Lightweight & Portable: Weighs just 62 oz and includes a strap for easy transport and storage.
Specifications:
Material: Rubber base with a microsuede top
Size: 24″ × 68″ (61 cm × 173 cm)
Weight: 62 oz (1.75 kg)
Thickness: 0.12″ (3 mm)
Care: Spot clean only
 
Whether you're exercising at home, in the studio, or at the park, the "I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Stretching" Yoga Mat is the perfect blend of function, comfort, and humor. It’s more than a mat—it’s a conversation starter that keeps your workouts lighthearted and fun.